I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.
everyone, i need your help. i am ordering a pizza. i had a deal with pizza management, but they are suddenly asking for $17,000. any donations directly to my wallet are appreciated. please, this is for stuffed crust
Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
anyone looking for a short girl who makes lame jokes and tries to look good but fails hmu